Since the BBC sacked all the Daleks
Most are just
scrounging off the state
But there is one
working at our salon
He doesn’t really
communicate
And it scares a lot of
the customers
When it says
“Exfoliate, exfoliate”
Monday, 16 May 2022
SINCE THE BBC SACKED ALL THE DALEKS # 1
JANE AND I
“I’ve been to Wales with Jane”
I was told by my
friend
“Then tomorrow Jane
and I
Are going to Lands End”
“And I will probably
take Jane
To London at the
weekend”
I didn’t like to
shatter his illusions
But I had to in the
end
“Jane is the voice on
your SatNav
She’s not a proper
girlfriend”
IF PASTA AND ANTI PASTA
If pasta and anti pasta
Came together
On one platter
Would it lead to
disaster?
WHAT GREATER COMPLIMENT
What greater compliment
Could be bestowed
On any man
Than to say of him
At the end of his life
“He was faithful and
true,
And discharged, with
fidelity
Every trust
Confided to his
keeping”
I would settle for
that
WHAT GREATER EPITAPH
What greater epitaph
Could be written
Of any man
Than to say of him
At the end of his life
“While upon his death
He has left no
Large earthy riches,
To his afflicted
family
But he has bequeathed
To them a legacy
More precious than
gold
More imperishable
Then monumental brass,
A spotless name”
DON’T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM
I recently saw an email
With photos of
celebrity types
Getting out of sports
cars
Showing off their
tripe’s
Now not wearing
panties
And showing off your
ass
Isn’t very cultured
And is really lacking
class
DANIELLE ASKED RAY
Danielle asked Ray
“How was your check up
today?
Was everything ok?”
Ray replied rather
glum
“All was going fine,
ho hum
Then he stuck his
finger up my bum”
Danielle tried to
reassure
“Well, that’s standard
procedure
Yes of course I’m
sure”
Ray said “if you
insist
Then for now I will
persist
And stay with the same
Dentist”
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