Are you wearing big knickers?
Those good old-fashioned
drawers
That cover everything
that matters
But are still the
source of phwors
Are you wearing big knickers?
Those good old-fashioned
drawers
That cover everything
that matters
But are still the
source of phwors
Rotund young women as round as they’re tall
Frumpy old maids with
no dress sense at all
Middle aged women who
think it’s still spring
These are a few of my
least favourite things
The merits of ferrets
Are the traits he
inherits
For hunting the rabbit
In the place they
inhabit
A young boy comes home from school
And addresses his
father quizzically
"Dad, what's the
difference between
Theoretically and realistically?"
His Dad considered for a moment
Then replied
"this calls for a demonstration,
Go and ask Mum if she
would sleep with
Ed Balls for a million
pound remuneration"
The son raced off to
ask his mother
Quickly returning with
what he’d found
"Dad she said she
would sleep with
Ed Balls for a million pounds"
His Dad considered for a moment
Then replied "Ok
another demonstration,
Go and ask your Sister
if she would sleep with
Ed Balls for a million
pound remuneration"
The son raced off to
ask his mother
Quickly returning with
what he’d found
"Dad she said she
would sleep with
Ed Balls for a million pounds"
His Dad considered for a moment
Then replied "Ok
one final demonstration,
Go and ask your
Brother if he would sleep with
Ed Balls for a million
pound remuneration"
The son raced off to ask his mother
Quickly returning with
what he’d found
"Dad he said he
would sleep with
Ed Balls for a million pounds"
"Well there’s your answer, we could
Have three million pounds, theoretically.
But as it turns out what we have is
Two slappers and a
homosexual, realistically."
When drivers choose to undertake
A risky manoeuvre is
undertaken
But what they risk
undertaking
Is an appointment with
an undertaker
Bimbette was in the bathroom
And Clair shouted up
to her
“You can use my
shampoo
If you want to wash
your hair”
And Bimbette shouted
back
“Thanks, but I can’t
use it Clair,
It says it’s only for
dry hair
And mine is wet to be fair”
This morning, mewing loudly
The cat greeted me
She clearly wanted her
breakfast
So I gave her mewsly