THE QUIZZICAL SON

 

A young boy comes home from school

And addresses his father quizzically

"Dad, what's the difference between

Theoretically and realistically?"

 
His Dad considered for a moment

Then replied "this calls for a demonstration,

Go and ask Mum if she would sleep with

Ed Balls for a million pound remuneration"

The son raced off to ask his mother

Quickly returning with what he’d found

"Dad she said she would sleep with

Ed Balls for a million pounds"

 
His Dad considered for a moment

Then replied "Ok another demonstration,

Go and ask your Sister if she would sleep with

Ed Balls for a million pound remuneration"

 

The son raced off to ask his mother

Quickly returning with what he’d found

"Dad she said she would sleep with

Ed Balls for a million pounds"

 
His Dad considered for a moment

Then replied "Ok one final demonstration,

Go and ask your Brother if he would sleep with

Ed Balls for a million pound remuneration"

 
The son raced off to ask his mother

Quickly returning with what he’d found

"Dad he said he would sleep with

Ed Balls for a million pounds"

 
"Well there’s your answer, we could

Have three million pounds, theoretically.             

But as it turns out what we have is

Two slappers and a homosexual, realistically."