My wife is mad
Last night she snored
so loud
That she woke herself
up
Then she hit me
For snoring so bloody
loud
That I woke her up
Saturday, 23 April 2022
MY WIFE IS MAD
DREAMS ARE REALLY VERY ODD # 1
Dreams are really very odd
Last night I sat up in
bed
Clutching a pillow to
my chest
And then I loudly said
“I’m off up the garden
To bury the dog”
My wife barked “You silly
sod,
We haven’t got a dog”
MY WIFE HAS A TERRIBLE HABIT
My wife has a terrible habit
Of staying up till the
early morn
And I can't break her
of the habit
Of staying up till the
dawn
Why on earth does she
do it?
Is she up surfing the
internet?
Or is she an incurable
insomniac?
No, she stays up coz
I’m not home yet
IN MY FANTASY
In my fantasy
You bring me ecstasy
In my actuality
I crave your
sensuality
So, it would seem
SOME OF THEM
Some make you cringe
Some drive you mad
Some make you freeze
Some scare you bad
Some are enormous
Some are minute
Some are horrendous
Some are quite cute
Some of them jump
Some cause a rash
Some make a buzz
Some make you dash
Some make you itch
Some make you sick
Some kill you slow
Some kill you quick
Some of them bite
Some of them crawl
Some are big
Some are small
But what they share
Is that insects appal
I have to be honest
I hate them all
REAR OF THE YEAR 2011
In the Rear of the Year
Lovely Pippa Middleton
Was pipped at the post
By Carol Vorderman
Clearly those
concerned
BATHING DRESS
When the bikini replaced the bathing suit
They were brief, but
also rather chic
But the briefness was,
nonetheless,
Still sufficient to
cover both cheeks
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