LAST NIGHT I WAS SHAKEN VIOLENTLY AWAKE

 

Last night I was shaken violently awake

So I thought it must be an earthquake

But I soon realised as my heart was soaring

It was just my wife telling me I was snoring

MY WIFE IS MAD YET

 

My wife is mad

Last night she snored so loud

That she woke herself up

Then she hit me

For snoring so bloody loud

That I woke her up

 

But to add insult onto injury

Which left me upset

I was the one who hadn’t

Even been to sleep yet

MY WIFE IS MAD

 

My wife is mad

Last night she snored so loud

That she woke herself up

Then she hit me

For snoring so bloody loud

That I woke her up