ROTY 2011

 

It is such a travesty

Of a decision I fear

Carol Vorderman

Winning Rear of the Year

 

But I wonder if Pippa

Gives a damn

That the voters

Prefer mutton to lamb

REAR OF THE YEAR 2011

In the Rear of the Year

Lovely Pippa Middleton

Was pipped at the post

By Carol Vorderman

Clearly those concerned

Prefer rear end of mutton