ARE YOU WEARING A MANKINI?

 

Are you wearing a mankini?

Well the coverage is teeny

And you’re as fat as Mussolini

And I can see you’re weeny

WE WERE SHOPPING FOR HOLIDAY CLOTHES

We were shopping for holiday clothes

And we were very nearly done

When my wife reached the swimwear

“Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?”

She asked me so I replied “get a bikini”

'You will never get it all in one”

BATHING DRESS

 

When the bikini replaced the bathing suit

They were brief, but also rather chic

But the briefness was, nonetheless,

Still sufficient to cover both cheeks