POLTERGEIST?

 

Poltergeist

Polterghost

Poltergoose

Poltergeists

Polterghosts

Poltergeese

SEXUAL PREFERENCES # 17

 

I don’t have a favourite;

I love each and every one

Whether happy or sad

Cheerful or glum

 

I love bilious Phileas

And slow Mo

Jailbait Kate

And here we go Jo

 

I love Havana Savannah

And felony Melanie

Gonna Donna

And orally Laura-Lee

 

I love sillieth Lilleth

And Soya Moiré

Sillier Delia

And coyer Toya

 

I love brash Tash

And swell Gabrielle

Coarser Porsche

And go to hell Mel

ANAPHYLAXIS

 

I had to go to the hospital today

After I had been stung by a bee

And my head really swelled up

But the doctors said not to worry

It was just caused by anaphylaxis

Which I have to say surprised me

Because I went to school with her

And I thought she really liked me

CANT LIVE WITHOUT VIV

 

I really love my new girlfriend

I think she came to me from heaven

And I never want to be without her

So, I’m going to oblivion with Vivian

FREAKISH

 

Well, I’ve seen some freaky stuff

And the freaky folk that do it to them

But I have to say the strangest thing

Was watching S&Ms eating M&Ms

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 81

 

There was a little girl,

Who had a little curl,

Right in the middle of her forehead.

“That’s inbreeding for you”

ARE YOU WEARING AN EASTER CARDIGAN?

 

Are you wearing an Easter Cardigan?

Or perhaps I should ask you why?

It’s a gloriously sunny day

And there’s not a cloud in the sky