When the Vicar and the fallen woman
Were discovered in
embrace, I was shocked
Then afterwards the
woman was denounced
And the amorous
clergymen was defrocked
But I should say that
the word on the ground
Is, we’d have liked it
better the other way round
"Pussycat, pussycat, where have you been?
Have you been up to London to visit the Queen?"
“No I haven’t, didn’t you hear my meow?
I’ve been locked in the garage you silly cow”
Put downs work the best
For deflecting unwanted attention
But try to be amusing
As this relieves the tension
If he should hesitate
over your name
Then that’s your cue
Just say to him
"Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!"
Pretty Little Jo
You confuse me so
You are prettily
petite
With size three feet
You are funny and
quirky
And infectiously perky
You act just like a
girl
In your ribbons and
curls
But pretty little Jo
What confuses me so
Is when you speak
Your voice is too deep
She was just my study buddy
She wasn’t anything to
me
She just agreed to
help me out
With physics and
chemistry
She was just my study
buddy
She wasn’t interesting
to me
But I’m not sure how
it happened
But now were doing
biology
Upon the chessboard
The pieces move
And change their futures
Their course and direction
And I want that
I want to make a move
In a different direction
Toward a different future
I will set a new course
And face what presents itself
There is nothing I can’t do
I’ve always wanted to learn to do the splits
It’s an ambition since
my earliest days
The guy at the gym
said, “How flexible are you?”
