“It’s only right that the state should pay”
“It’s society that
benefits” you will hear them say
The overburdened taxpayer
has other ideas
The student’s plight
is the least of his fears
“It’s them who benefit
at the end of the day
So why on earth
shouldn’t they pay their way?”
“It’s just so unfair
to students who are poor”
Say the students doing
medicine and law
It’s hard to
sympathise when you hear that
When it’s coming from the mouth of a spoilt brat
Peaches told her mother when she got home
Tommy showed me his
willy at school today
The mother in shocked
silence heard her continue
“It reminded me of a
peanut in a way”
The mother relaxed a
little with this addition
As it was not the
answer for which she was braced
“Is that because it
was really, really small”?
Peaches replied, “No
because it had a salty taste”
BLACKBERRY 07/09/1991 to 04/11/2010
No more will I hear
Your most contented
purr
That made you dribble
on your fur
No more will I be
greeted at the door
By your hello meow
No more will you
pirouette around my feet
And perform your
excited meal time dance
No more will you curl
up on my lap
While I watch TV
No more will you curl
up on the bed
When I go to sleep
Never again will I
wake up
To hear your morning
purr
For you have no more
mornings
While you sleep your
eternal sleep
You were more than a
cat
You were a welcoming
friend
A quiet companion
You were a constant
And I will miss you
Blackberry
She showed all her bits in Biarritz
She went all the way
in St Tropez
When she got hot on a
yacht
And got bare arsed
before the mast
Atmospheric Eric
An evangelical cleric
Was highly esoteric
And was quite mesmeric
But the atmospheric
cleric
Was prone to the
hysteric
And like his father Derek
Became a bedlam cleric
Miss Armitage entered Calculus class
To stand amidst a
disorderly eruption
And she immediately
confiscated a catapult
I just returned yesterday
From the town of
Oldham
But as that is in the
past now
I suppose it should be
Feltham
