MATINEE

 

I don’t like modern films

Over hyped, over killed

They so often disappoint

The audiences once thrilled

 

I find now as I get older

The most joy that I can muster

Is from watching an old favourite

Than a modern blockbuster

HOME SPUN PHILOSOPHY # 1

 

A positive attitude

May not solve all the problems you’ll face

Which can make your life a trial

But a positive attitude

Will annoy enough people along the way

To more than make it worth your while

FRANKLY MY DEAR

 

What would a fish say?

If it swam into a concrete wall?

Well, it would probably say “dam”

If it said anything at all

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 21

 

Tom, Tom the piper’s son

Stole a pig and away he ran,

The pig was ate and it tasted great

And so said everyone on Tom’s estate

HAPPY BIRTHDAY # 17

 

If you can no longer grow

Hair on your head

But it sprouts from

Your ears and nose instead

You have passed your best

Just as everyone said

FRIENDSHIP # 2

 

The best friends

Are like four leaf clovers

They are hard to find

But are so lucky to have

Thank you for being my friend

PUT DOWN # 20

Put downs work the best

For deflecting unwanted attention

But try to be amusing

As this relieves the tension

When he says to you

“Is this seat empty Hon”?

Just reply to him

“Yes, and if you sit down so will this one”