Liberals believe in freedom of speech
They support it on pain of death
And they will defend this principle
With their final dying breath
It’s the corner stone of liberalism
It’s the doctrine that they teach
However, it most definitely helps
If you sing from their hymn sheet
Discrimination is abhorrent
To everyone in this nation
So why is it common practice?
To have positive discrimination
Two wrongs don’t make a right
Was something I learned as a lad
Discrimination is wrong
There is no good and bad
Discriminating positively
Is in no way the right answer
After all it’s like suggesting
There is good and bad cancer
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some are droll
Some hurt your sides
For example
Election results =
let's recount lies
Old Joe shuffled his way
Along the promenade
one day
He decided it was time to stop
As he passed an ice cream shop
He moved slowly and painfully
And climbed on a stool carefully
After catching his breath a bit
Old Joe ordered a banana split
"Crushed nuts?" asked the waitress
"No," he replied,
"just arthritis."
Three old friends walking from
The old folks retirement home
"Windy, isn't it?" said Harry
"No, it's
Thursday!" said Larry
Then Barry said with a cheer
Why is it sound engineers?
When there’s a gig to do
And they have to test the system
Say one two, one two, one two
And at the end of the gig
When there’s packing up to do
They don’t have any testing
But they’re nowhere in view
I think sound engineers
Can only count up to two
Because if they counted up to three
There would be heavy lifting to do
Britain’s got talent
Of that there’s no
doubt
Britain’s got talent
The secret is finally
out
Britain’s got talent
In depth and variety
Britain’s got talent
For every one to see
But apart from talent
shows
And the Royal Variety
There is no outlet
For these acts on TV
Where it not for
Blackpool
And Lakeside in
Frimley
There would be no
outlet at all
For our wonderful
variety
So Simon Cowell
Master of the TV
franchise
Give us more variety
on TV
As a feast for our
eyes
Britain has got talent
An unseen depth of it
But it doesn’t matter
If we never get to see
it
