I was raised on the three R’s
At least on their
importance
Reading, riting and
rithmatic
Though spelling was
more happenstance
But a greater three r
’s exist
Greater than literacy,
grammar or fractions
Respect for oneself,
Respect for others,
And Responsibility for
all of your actions
Don’t you just love the liberal crew
So called because of
their liberal views
But when you examine
their reasoning
Their liberality is
merely posturing
Charles Kennedy was
deposed of course
Because he was too
fond of the sauce
Jeremy Thorpe had to go
way back when
Because of his
fondness for young men
While Menzies Campbell
was told
He had to go because
he was just too old
The party so proud of
their liberal principals
Are in reality not
that liberal at all
They called it the dash
Way back in the day
A short word for a
short race
Dash was the right
word to say
Now they call it the
sprint
Like its something
elite
It’s still just a
short race
That’s been hijacked
by the Effete
Menaka, Apsara
Of the clouds and
waters
In Hindu and Buddhist mythology
A celestial nymph
And celestial maiden
A beautiful supernatural
being
Youthful and elegant,
Who dances to the
music
Of the Gandharvas,
In the palaces of the
Gods,
Entertainer and
seducer
Of Gods and men
An ethereal being
Inhabiting the skies
I love anagrams
Anagrams are great
Some make me chuckle
Some make my sides ache
For example
The earthquakes = that
queer shake
I think my grandparents
Are suffering from
dementia
Because granddad
asked my gran
As they sat together
on the sofa
“Whatever happened
To our sexual
relations dear?”
And the answer she
gave
Is what gave me
cause to fear
“I don’t know, we
didn’t even get
A Christmas card
from them this year”
Dear friend I have never forgotten
How you touched my heart with your easy grace
Your kindness and disposition, means
A world with you in it is a happier place
