ARE YOU WEARING YELLOW?

 

Are you wearing yellow?    

A brave choice for one so sallow

With thick wrinkled skin like a Tangelo

But for all that you seem quite mellow

So why are you wearing yellow?

Oh, you’re that Vince Cable fellow

LIBERALS

 

Don’t you just love the liberal crew

So called because of their liberal views

But when you examine their reasoning

Their liberality is merely posturing

Charles Kennedy was deposed of course

Because he was too fond of the sauce

Jeremy Thorpe had to go way back when

Because of his fondness for young men

While Menzies Campbell was told

He had to go because he was just too old

The party so proud of their liberal principals

Are in reality not that liberal at all