MONEY CAN’T BUY EVERYTHING

Money can’t buy happiness

Money can’t buy health

Money can’t buy love

There’s more to life than wealth

Money will buy you a dog

A fine dog without fail

But only with your kindness

Will the dog wag his tail

APSARA

 

Apsaras are female spirits

Of the clouds and waters

In Hindu and Buddhist mythology

Celestial nymphs and celestial maidens

They are beautiful,

Supernatural beings

Youthful and elegant,

Dancing to the music

Of the Gandharvas,

In the palaces of the gods,

Entertainers and seducers

Of Gods and men

Ethereal beings

Who inhabit the skies

I LOVE ANAGRAMS # 9

 

I love anagrams

Anagrams are great

Some are serious

Some are fun

For example

Eleven plus two = twelve plus one

WOW GRAN

 

A teenage boy walks in the room

And asks his granny

"Have you seen my pills?

They were labelled LSD"

She looks at him and smiles

"Fuck the pills” Says she

“What about the dragon

Sat on the settee"

WHEN I WAS A KID

 

When I was a kid

Life was simpler than it is today

We chose our friends

Based on the things we liked to play

When I was a kid

And we Choose teams in the school yard

If you didn’t get picked

No one thought to play the race card

When I was a kid

Race creed and colour were meaningless

The only “Race issue"

Was arguing about who ran the fastest

SENIOR TRIP

 

I tripped and fell

In my house today

I wasn’t hurt

But as on the floor I lay

I wondered to myself

In that senior way

Was there any task to do

As I’m down here anyway

FIRST GOD CREATED ADAM

 

First God created Adam

Then from Adams rib, created Eve

But why did God make man first

Why was a woman, not first conceived?

Well if the truth be told

God created Adam first you see

As you must have a rough draft

Before making the final copy