SHARING BURDENS

She said “When we get married,

I want to share all your worries,

Troubles and lighten your burden”  

“But I don’t have any burden”

He pointed out “or worries, pet”

She said “no, but we aren't married yet”

CAT GUTTED

As to which animal cat gut comes from

I have been lied to and seriously misled

It appears it doesn’t come from cats

But from Sheep and Horses instead

THE HOKEY COKEY # 2

 

Getting over my Hokey Cokey

Addiction was very hard I found

But with help from friends and

Family, I've turned myself around

WITH ALL THE TECHNOLOGY AVAILABLE

With all the technology available

I’m afraid I’ve got very lazy

Today at work I e-mailed the person

Who sits at the desk facing me

MIDLIFE

 

Midlife is when you have to go to the Doctor

And you realize you are now so degraded

Because you have reached a period of old age

Where you pay for a guy to look at you naked

SYNONYM DESCRIBES A WORD

 

Synonym describes a word

That you chose to use

When you can’t spell

The word you wanted to use

I SPOTTED A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

 

I spotted a chemistry student

Entering the toilets, the other day

He washed his hands on the way in

Which is always a dead giveaway