Practice makes perfect
Is that the prerequisite?
Well for me and my girl
Practicing is the best bit
Friday, 17 September 2021
PROVERBIAL PROVERBS # 3
THE FELINE ESTABLISHMENT
An important element of
The Feline establishment
Is the Cat Constabulary
Known as Claw enforcement
MARITAL SURFING
A wife sat down on the couch
Next to her husband
As he was flipping channels
With the remote in hand
She asked, “What's on TV?”
He replied “Dust mainly”ARE YOU WEARING A CONTENTED EXPRESSION?
Are you wearing a contented expression?
You certainly have an air of being detached
But then you’re a man and at the end of the
day
Which means if it itches, it will be
scratched
DO AS PHYLLIS SAID
Do as Phyllis said
And don’t take flight
When you have a row
Last thing at night.
Don't go to bed mad,
Stay up and fight
In Memory of The Late Great Phyllis Diller (1917-2012)
THE ROWDY CROWD AT THE RODEO
Undermined the mediocre choirs morale
Until the point that shots were fired
In the gunfight at the okay Chorale
MY WIFE WANTED BREAST AUGMENTATION
My wife wanted breast augmentation
Because she was completely flat
And I wanted to get an Eagle Tattoo
So we negotiated, kind of, Tit for Tat
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