HUMEROUS HAIKU # 7

 

God’s cruellest joke: when

Men figure how women work:

His manhood doesn’t

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 401

 

Old King Cole was a merry old soul,

And a merry old soul was he;

He called for his pipe

In the middle of the night

And he called for his basins three.

And did a colonic irrigation.

IF YOUR DEVICE IS BELOW PAR

If your device is below par

I have some advice for you

Simply don't byte off more

And more than you can view

NO MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE

There is a famous quote about God

Not giving you more than you can handle

Well there are times that I just wish

He didn't have quite so much faith in me

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CATS AND DOGS

The difference between

Cats and dogs is easily seen

Because Dogs have owners

Whereas Cats have helpers

TERRIBLE HOARDING

 

I’m a terrible hoarder and if there’s one thing

I’ve learned about junk, and I’ve learned quite a bit

Junk is something you've kept for many years

And throw away three weeks before you need it

WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE LOVER

 

William and Claire were watching

“Who wants to be a Millionaire”

Which was while they were in bed

And during the ads he said to her

“Do you want sex?” and she said “No,”

So, he asked “Is that your final answer?”

“Yes” she replied without looking at him  

“Then I'd like to phone a friend Claire”