BUS FUSS

I was at the bus stop today

Waiting for one to go my way

One came which worried me a bit

So, I decided not to catch it

Because its destination said “terminus”

And I didn’t want to die on a bus 

COMPENSATION CULTURE

 

You can sue for anything nowadays

You can get your day in court in any number of ways

Discrimination, personal injury or hurt feelings

Contentious boundary disputes or dodgy dealings

Malicious damage and common assault as well

Happily suing the neighbors from hell

Unlawful arrest or false imprisonment

There is no one lawyers won’t represent

The compensation culture is becoming contagious

Unscrupulous Lawyers make a mint being litigious

The solicitors say “no win no fee”

While rubbing their greasy hands with glee

We are sadly all part of the compensation culture

Where the lawyers are the compensation vulture

WHERE IS

 

Where’s the fire

Where’s Charley

Where’s Poppa

Where’s Wally

Where’s Jack

Where’s the fire

TRAFFIC COP – DO YOU KNOW?

“Do you know why I pulled you over?”

The cop asked me like a typical fuzz

“No officer I don’t, I hope you do, 

I think it’s important that one of us does”

I CAN ONLY GUESS AT

 

I can only guess at

What the future might hold

Will I even make old bones?

Not that I want to live forever,

But whatever age I achieve

I don’t want to look back

And wonder what might have been

So, I will live every day

Like it was to be my last

So, at the end

I will not lament my past

And now I will not worry

About what might be

A FOREST FIRE CAN START

 

A forest fire can easily start

With a match you carelessly threw

Yet it can take a whole box

To light your BBQ

ARE YOU WEARING BLUE LIPSTICK?

 

Are you wearing blue lipstick?

Then you must be a Dutch chick

Because I’ve heard the song Ma’am

About blue lips from Amsterdam