OMNIBUS ETIQUETTE

 

“When I was on the bus with Dad,

He told me to give up my seat to a lady”   

A little boy told his mum “good boy

You were right to listen to your daddy”

“But mum you don’t understand”

He said “I was sitting on daddy's knee”   

I WANT TO DIE PEACEFULLY IN MY SLEEP

 

I want to die peacefully in my sleep,

Like Dad, peacefully without a fuss

And not screaming and yelling

Like the passengers did on his bus

I WAS EAVESDROPPING ON THE BUS

 

I was eavesdropping on the bus

But I couldn’t quite get the gist

They mentioned Angry Birds

But was it the game or feminists

BUS FUSS

I was at the bus stop today

Waiting for one to go my way

One came which worried me a bit

So, I decided not to catch it

Because its destination said “terminus”

And I didn’t want to die on a bus