Tuesday, 8 June 2021

REALLY ANNOYING DRIVERS

 

Red light jumpers

Especially those peddling bikes

Articulated Lorries in the outside lane

Lads that show off to impress their mates

Ladies who really ought to know better

Young boy racers who pay more on insurance than they do on a car

And middle-aged men driving sports cars

Newly passed showoffs

Nutter's that indicate left and then turn right

Old geezers who dither about

Yes, the white van man

Idiots riding motorcycles

Nutter’s who overtake on a bend

Gesticulators and abusers

Dogs slobbering out of their window

R risk takers who never give way

I Infuriating drivers who never signal

Very bad drivers who don’t hold their lane

Every bloody Taxi driver

Really dangerous tailgaters

Stupid drivers using mobile phones

WHO WHAT WHEN WHERE WHY (9)

 

Who’s that girl?

What a chassis

When a man loves a woman

Where angels go trouble follows

Why don’t you

Monday, 7 June 2021

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – DARK VICTORY (1939)

“Dark Victory” is a romantic drama, based on the play by George Emerson Brewer Jr. and Bertram Bloch, and Directed by Edmund Goulding.

It’s the story of Judith Traherne (Bette Davis) a wealthy Long Island society girl given to a dizzy lifestyle.

She is a confident and self-assured young woman able to command the attention of any man in her sphere.

One of whom is an Irish horse trainer, Michael O'Leary (Humphrey Bogart) who witnessed her falling from her horse after badly misjudging a jump.

It becomes apparent in the aftermath that it was caused by a problem with her vision, so her best friend, Ann King (Geraldine Fitzgerald), her secretary Martha (Virginia Brissac), and handsome young friend Alex Hamm (Ronald Reagan), all urge her to consult Dr. Parsons (Henry Travers) who in turn directs her toward brain specialist Dr. Frederick Steele (George Brent).

Steele diagnoses a brain tumour which will end her life within a year if left to run its course, so he recommends an operation and afterwards as she recovers from the surgery she falls in love with him and him with her and he proposes.

Unfortunately, she discovers that the prognosis is that the tumour will come back and eventually kill her, learning this, she becomes manic and depressive and goes off the rails and breaks the engagement.

After a brief wobble she accepts her fate and decides to enjoy the time she has left with her true love, Frederick, and she shows the underlying bravery and courage as she faces this physical suffering and demonstrates the woman of substance that she was as she stoically awaits the end.

TRAFFIC COP – I’M SORRY

 

When the police caught me speeding

My eyes were strained and blinking

I was pulled over by a putz

 

Who said “Your eyes look red,

Have you been drinking?”

So with no ifs or buts

 

“Your eyes look glazed”

I responded without thinking

“Have you been eating doughnuts?”

TITAN’S

 

The powerful Titan’s

Giants of Greek Mythology

Born of Uranus and Gaea

Rulers of the earth

Brutally overthrown

By the Olympian Gods

I’M HAPPIER NOW I’VE GOTTEN OLDER

 

I’m happier now I’ve gotten older,

I’ve learned to ignore the negative

And careless what people think

So now it’s easier to be positive

MUM KNITTED ME A JUMPER

 

Mum knitted me a jumper

I hate wearing I as I look silly

But I’m a kid so I have to

Especially when mum feels chilly