Friday, 21 May 2021

VINDALOO

 

He had the Tarka Vindaloo

The rotter

It’s like Chicken Vindaloo

But its otter

I WORK AT THE MET OFFICE

 

I work at the met office

And my name is Bob

I have to do the pollen count

God it’s a difficult job

WHERE THE WHITE RABBIT WENT

 

Where the white rabbit went

Then young Alice followed

And down a rabbit hole they went

And both of them were swallowed

ALL-TIME CLASSIC MOVIE FAVOURITES – THE DAY OF THE JACKAL (1973)

“The Day of the Jackal” is a crime drama, screenplay by Kenneth Ross, based on the Novel by Frederick Forsyth and Directed by Fred Zinnemann.

The story is set in France during the early 1960s and centres around a professional assassin codenamed “Jackal” (Edward Fox) who is contracted by the OAS to assassinate General De Gaulle and follows his meticulous preparation including target practice, false identity, forged documents and weapons purchase.
But the authorities become aware of the target and the Minister of the Interior (Alan Badel) assigns the mission to locate the Jackal to his best investigator, named Lebel (Michael Lonsdale) and he is assisted by Caron (Derek Jacobi) as they
attempt to pick up his trail.


The film is a brilliant thriller lavishly produced by John Woolf, full of action, tension, and intrigue which holds your attention from beginning to the end.

Apart from the principles there is an all star supporting cast: Michel Auclair, Cryil Cusack, Maurice Denham, Eric Porter, Timothy West, Ronald Pickup, Donald Sinden, Edward Hardwicke, Andrea Ferreol, Feodor Atkine, Howard Vernon, Olga Georges-Picot and Delphyne Seyrig.

The film is beautifully photographed by expert cameraman Jean Tourneir, with a suspenseful and atmospheric musical score by George Delerue.

WHATS IN A NAME (37)

 

Did anyone else see David Pegg?

You should have heard Alex Begg?

Does anyone listen to Emma Peel?

Would anyone like to see Andrew Neal?

ARE YOU WEARING A REUNION BADGE?

 

Are you wearing a reunion badge?

No wonder you look depressed

Steer clear of the class reunion

It will just leave you distressed

I know it was a bit of fun looking

At the old school year books

But going will just make you feel

Older than everyone else looks

DIVIDING OPINION

 

Because of the obvious risk

That one of us might fall

I had a stair lift fitted

Which I don’t mind at all

But my wife says that its

Driving her up the wall