There’s an Army surplus store across the street
That only sells camouflage gear as far as I can see
I don’t know how well the business is doing
But it seems a bit of a niche market to me
And I watched loads of people go in the shop
But coming out I could only count about three
Since the beginning of time, the one thing
A woman
really wants from her man
Is his
commitment, it’s not a lot to expect
So have him
committed as soon as you can
If you’ve been looking for
A committed
man for ions,
You should
have started
My philosophy of life
Is a simple one
I recommend you try it,
You’ll be glad
Love the people
Who treat you right
Pray for the ones
Who treat you bad
Smooth soft stones
Picked from the beach
Rounded and smooth
To the touch
Opened a floodgate
In my mind
As distant memories
Rushed in
Of a different time and place
A simpler time
And way of life
When hours could be spent
In the innocent pursuit
The best thing to result
From the food scandal by far
Is that they can now call off
The search for Shergar
21st Century Nursery Rhymes
I really find are such a doddle
Though
most people think
That
they are a load of twaddle
But
as I rapidly approach
The
autumn of my days
It’s
frankly just too late
