WHATS IN A NAME (5)

 

Does anyone think is Diane Pretty?

Does anyone know is Tom Petty?

Does anyone know does Robert Plant?

I bet you think Immanuel Kant

HAMLET’S ANAGRAM – TO BE OR NOT TO BE # 3

 

I wrote all of Shakespeare's plays,

And the wife and I got together,

Did most of his sonnets

For our entertainment.

But tormentors oft attribute

That our brash quotes

As being bogus. O! No! No! No!

MAD DOGS # 1

 

It’s great being English

And not just for the pounds

As we don’t burn down embassies

On theological grounds

TOILET TRICK

 

Next time you’re in a public toilet

There is a trick that you might try

Wait until you have a crowd and drop

A marble saying "oh shit! My glass eye!"

OLD SHOW

 

Watch for signs of getting old

When it happens you’ll just know

You remember Saturday night live

When it was still a funny show

CAREER PATH

 

Would you like to meet new people?

Would you like a change of scenery?

Are you interested in a new career?

Then just screw up one more time for me

UNFAIR CONDITIONING

 

An air conditioning unit

Renders a computer room unfit

For the humans that enter it