Sunday, 14 March 2021

3G

 

There are no limits to technology

We now have new advances with 3g

Varied forms of communication

Imparting important information

Using Internet via laptop interfacing

Video clips and picture messaging

But there is a downside or failure

Primarily photos of people’s genitalia

PEOPLE WATCHING

 

What I like to do while I am waiting

Is indulge in some people watching

Young Turks all suited and booted

Business types are pin stripe suited

Old-aged women dressed in tweed

And middle-aged men going to seed

Or loud teenager’s baseball capped

And naughty kids with hands slapped

A smart young man with shaven face

A pretty young girl in a top of lace

Balding heads show above headrests

Bra less students without their vests

Some read tabloids or broad sheets

While some doze quietly in their seats

Wow a girl bends over in tight jeans

Eyes look above books and magazines

It’s the little things that entertain

It all helps when traveling by train

It’s just a shame we haven’t moved yet

But they’ll have a good excuse I bet

The wrong snow, leaves on the rails

Or frozen points or some other tales

Valid reasons maybe in their own way

It’s just that today is a lovely June day

Saturday, 13 March 2021

A PERFECT GIFT

 

I just bought my wife a new fridge

I’ve just been online and paid for it

I’m so excited I can’t wait to see

Her face light up when she opens it

I AM BLESSED WITH FRIENDS

 

I am blessed with friends

Some of them are fruity

Some are soaked in alcohol

Some of them are nutty

Some are sweet

Some add spice

Some add zest

Some smell nice

An abundance of riches

My friend’s numbers are Rife

And when mixed together

They are the fruit cake of life

THE FIRE OFFICER’S INSPECTION

 

The fire officer did his inspection today

And he asked me “In the event of a fire,

Tell me what steps you would take?"

I replied "Bloody big ones" squire

I HAVE MY FIVE A DAY

 

I have my five a day

Every day of the week

Here is today’s list

Just you have a peek

Two Fig Newton’s and

A banana milk shake

One chocolate orange

And a carrot cake

GOURMET PARSNIP CRISPS

 

Gourmet Parsnip crisps

I found out today

Can easily be included

As one of your five a day