A MAJOR FIRE CAUSED PANIC

 

A major fire caused panic

And was causing great harm

It was in the aroma candle factory

So, things soon became calm

THE FIRE OFFICER’S INSPECTION

 

The fire officer did his inspection today

And he asked me “In the event of a fire,

Tell me what steps would you take?"

I replied "Bloody big ones" squire

THE FIRE OFFICER’S INSPECTION

 

The fire officer did his inspection today

And he asked me “In the event of a fire,

Tell me what steps you would take?"

I replied "Bloody big ones" squire

RAISED TO THE GROUND

 

His house caught fire he called for aid

Please someone call the fire brigade

As the poor man stood on his wooden legs

The brigade arrives “save my home” he begs

To save the burning house they sought

As against the fire they bravely fought

To urge them on was his desire

But he got to close, and his legs caught fire

They saved the house and looked around

To see the man burned to the ground