HE DIALED 999

He dialled 999 and said.

“Send an ambulance, my wife is in Labour”

“Is this her first baby?” the operator asked

“No, this is her husband, Trevor”

IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

 

Whenever my wife fills in a form for me

And it asks who to notify in an emergency

She always writes down her name, what for?

I don’t want her called, she’s not a doctor

BLONDE EMERGENCY

There was an emergency

And poor Bimbette was all-alone

She had to call the operator because

There was no "eleven" on her phone

STRIKE A LIGHT DAD

 

“Always fight fire with fire”

My Dad always said to me

Which is why he was sacked

From the fire brigade probably

THE FIRE OFFICER’S INSPECTION

 

The fire officer did his inspection today

And he asked me “In the event of a fire,

Tell me what steps you would take?"

I replied "Bloody big ones" squire