THERE IS KNOWLEDGE I NEED TO KNOW # 4

 

There is knowledge I need to know

Which will keep me in the quiz

For example, why on earth doesn't

Onomatopoeia sound like what it is

PHIL LYNOTT LOST HIS FAVOURITE FISH

 

Phil Lynott lost his favourite fish

And searched for it wide and far oh

When he found it he took it home,

Now he keeps his fishy in a-jar-o

THROUGHOUT THE WORST OF THE PANDEMIC

 

Throughout the worst of the pandemic

I had to work from home in my flat

But I had technical issues occasionally

When my keyboard was claimed by the cat

DEFINITELY TONGUES

 

What do they call French kissing?

In France that’s the bit I’m missing

Do the French just call it kissing?

SAD TO BE DAD

 

I’m not good today I’m feeling very sad

Because I’ve just turned into my old dad

Don’t try to be kind by saying that I ain’t

As I now have a stick just for stirring paint

THE REAL TRUMPTON

 

There is to be yet another reality show

Including many celebrities, we all know

With for example Bishop Desmond TuTu

Reg Varney and the myopic Mister Magoo

Little Ronnie Corbett and Dibble the copper

Keeper Bruce Grobelaar the shot stopper

The show will take place in a fire station

With a huge audience across the nation

It’s to be called Trumpton its been decided

And more names will no doubt be included

So I must recap the names, which is my job

Tutu Varney Magoo Corbett Dibble and Grob

WAIT MATE

 

The only things that come

To those who wait

Are things left by those

Who got there first mate