A YOUNGER MEMBER OF STAFF

 

A younger member of staff

Caused something of a melee

Having completely misunderstood

The nature of Mufti day

COMFORTING THE TEACHER

 

Something upset

My English teacher

So I said to comfort her

“There, their, they’re”

MY TEACHER IS EXTREMELY ANCIENT

 

My teacher is extremely ancient

But I don’t want to be thought a fool  

But it is the truth as he told us

He taught Shakespeare at his old school

THE WISDOM OF MY YOUTH # 1

 

When I was a child 

I thought my teacher was alright

Because she cried

When the class sang “Silent Night”

ABSENTEE (ACROSTICS)

 

Sarah was absent last week because she had an

Illness fever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach.

Catherine, her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat,

Kenny, her brother had a low-grade fever and ached all over.

Nor was I the best either, 

Over come with a sore throat and fever.

There must be something going around,

Even her father got hot last night.

BAD SCHOOL DAY

 

When I was at school

When I was just a lad

What was embarrassing

And made me very sad

Was the day I called

The history teacher dad