I SPOTTED A CHEMISTRY STUDENT

I spotted a chemistry student

Entering the toilets, the other day

He washed his hands on the way in

Which is always a dead giveaway

DID YOU HEAR OXYGEN

 

“Did you hear oxygen

Is going out with magnesium”

The first atom asked

“OMg” said the second atom

BAR NONE

 

A neutron walks into a bar

“I'd like a beer” he asked

The barman serves up a beer

Promptly as he was tasked

“How much will that be?”

Asks the neutron

“For you?” “No charge.”

Replies the barman

LOST WALK

 

Two hydrogen atoms were walking along

One said, 'I think I've lost an electron.'

'Are you sure?' was the others interrogative

The first said, 'Oh Yes, I'm positive... '

LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE # 7

 

There is a law of Fertlidge

Which should be universally taught

Objects can only be found

When they are no longer sought

SCIENCE’S

If it is green or it squirms, it’s Biology 

If it smells or burns, then its Chemistry 

If it doesn't work, it’s a Physics theory 

RAT RACE

 

Over time Science has

                      Provided us with a number of facts

They recently discovered

                      That research causes cancer in rats

GENETIC MYSTERY

Our genes are passed on
To subsequent generations
Our complete genetic make up
Quirks, foibles, and pre dispositions

Parts of us are forever preserved
Due to the wonder of genetics
And we can see in our off spring,
Our own distinct characteristics

Through this miracle of procreation
The genes will even carry
From generation to generation
The basic instincts in Genetic memory

What a pity that God omitted
When he created Adam
The most important genes of all
The ones to carry wisdom