I jumped into the cab
'Conan Doyle’s Close
driver'
Don't worry; he said,
We’ll lose him at
the lights Guvna
I jumped into the cab
'Conan Doyle’s Close
driver'
Don't worry; he said,
We’ll lose him at
the lights Guvna
A mellow fellow
A fellow in yellow
A fellow called
Morello
Morello played the
cello
Morello didn’t bellow
Morello was mellow
The fellow ate his
jello
His jello was yellow
Mellow yellow jello
For a mellow fellow
Newsy, newsy
Suzy the Floozy
(Not very choosy)
Met Boozy Susie
(Always woozy)
Then had a twosie
In the Jacuzzi
Floozy and Woozy
Then got all Oozy
And decidedly bluesy
Before Suzy the Floozy
(Not very choosy)
And Boozy Susie
(Always woozy)
Got a bit snoozy
Twosie Suzie’s
Newsy, newsy
Tim can see,
Jim Pansy,
Gym handy
Limb’s bandy
Tim can see,
Jim Pansy,
A chimpanzee
A person who blows their own trumpet
Is by nature a soloist
Alternatively, the person could always be
A contortionist
I would if I could
But I can’t so I
shan’t
How good if I should
But I can’t which I
grant
If I could I know I
would
But I can’t so I
shan’t
Oh, how good if I
should
But I chant I can’t, I
can’t
The origins of the name
"Earth worms" is hard to trace
Unless of course some people
Thought they were from outer space
There was a parade of rabbits
All in a line
Hopping
backwards,
A receding
hare-line
Insects are dangerous
That we all know
Some kill you quick
Some kill you slow
Some poison the
blood
In your arteries
One particular
specimen
Is the hepatitis
bee
I saw a cheetah being
Chatted up by a Lion
I thought, “He’s trying
To pull a fast one"
There was a parade of rabbits
All in a line
Hopping backwards,
A receding hare-line
The philandering Polar Bear
Took a fancy to a kangaroo
But when she stole his heart
He knew he’d met his waterloo
I dreamed one night that an Antelope,
Loved a Gazelle and planned to elope
But at the moment they expected least
A jealous Wildebeest crashed the feast
William Penn's Aunties, Bakers shop
Specialized
in pastries from France
And
were fussy about pricing their pies
They
were the pie-rates of Penn's Aunts