Foghorn Leghorn crossed the road
And without a pause
for dossing
He immediately
returned again
Because he was double-crossing
Showing posts with label Chickens. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chickens. Show all posts
Saturday 14 January 2023
FOGHORN LEGHORN CROSSED THE ROAD
Monday 21 November 2022
FOGHORN LEGHORN AND ALL HIS PALS # 2
Foghorn leghorn and all his pals
Have all chosen to
assemble
Their very own chicken
choir
Which is called a
Hensemble
Sunday 20 November 2022
FOGHORN LEGHORN DIDN’T LIKE TO GO OUT
Foghorn Leghorn didn’t like to go out
It made his heartbeat
quicken
So, he wouldn’t even
cross the road
Because he was a chicken
Tuesday 8 November 2022
FOGHORN LEGHORN HAD A GIRLFRIEND
Foghorn Leghorn had a girlfriend
And her name was
feathery Beth
But her feathers all
pointed the wrong way
And she tickled
herself to death
Thursday 13 October 2022
FOGHORN LEGHORN THE COCKEREL
Foghorn Leghorn the Cockerel
Is happy to be the
farmyard hick
Not through a lack of
ambition
But he’s never short
of a hot chick
Wednesday 12 October 2022
I THINK MY CHICKENS ARE POSSESSED
I think my chickens are possessed
My wife is very much
distressed
Their feathers are all
dishevelled
And the eggs they lay
are Devilled
Tuesday 11 October 2022
FOGHORN LEGHORN’S COOP
Have you ever wondered why?
A chicken coop has two
doors?
Because it would
obviously be
A chicken Sedan if it
had four
Sunday 25 September 2022
FOGHORN LEGHORN AND ALL HIS PALS # 1
Foghorn leghorn and all his pals
Are a
sickly bunch of cocks
They are
itchy and scratchy
Saturday 9 July 2022
I’M WORRIED ABOUT ONE OF MY HENS
I’m worried about one of my hens
There’s something
wrong with Megs
I think she must have
been possessed
As she keeps laying Devilled eggs
Wednesday 5 January 2022
FOGHORN LEGHORN THE COCKEREL
Foghorn Leghorn the Cockerel
Is happy to be the
farmyard hick
Not through a lack of
ambition
But he’s never short
of a hot chick
Wednesday 29 September 2021
IN A SHELL SUIT
What do you call a chicken?
The question begs
If it wears a shell suit?
It’s obviously an Egg
Saturday 11 September 2021
WHY DID THE CHICKEN GO TO THE SÉANCE?
Why did the chicken go to the séance?
Rather than stay where he resides
The reason he went to the séance
Was so he could reach the other side
Wednesday 31 March 2021
TRANSFUSION CONFUSION
Scientists have completed a study
And transfusions of Chicken blood
Are more beneficial medically
The positive side effects are that
It tends to make the men cocky
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