He was dismissed from his job
Testing
mattresses and beds
He
took it badly, “I won’t take it
Lying
down” he angrily said
Friday, 6 February 2026
ANGRY DISMISSAL
ELECTRIC TOOLS
Last week I bought myself
A
second hand matic drill
Because
I couldn't afford
To
buy a new matic drill
AS WE WALKED THROUGH THE TOWN
As we walked through the Town
We
heard “Hello” from everyone we’d meet
Which
I thought was very strange at the time
Then
I realised it was the Hi street
WE HAVE TWO HIGH STREET STORES
We have two high street stores
To
shop for an electric blanket
I
think it’s a terrible idea because
It
will cause a heated rivalry I bet
NICE BIRTHDAY
My wife wanted something nice
For
her birthday,
So
I was happy to oblige
But
come the day she was so upset
With
the gift box with
Packets
of biscuits inside
MUSIC MAG
In a music magazine, I read
That Pop is dead
Then I heard myself say
WHERE IS ANCHORAGE
Today my friend asked me about
Anchorage and specifically where
I said, “I didn't know, however
my
wife might know, I'll ask her”
I LIKE TO READ CRIME FICTION
I
like to read crime fiction
Or
detective solving tomes
My
latest is a lucky sleuth
He’s
called Sheerluck Holmes
TAKE AS DIRECTED
My Doctor told me to
Take
two tablets four times a day
That
probably explains
Why
I was arrested at the mall today
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