Pills to be taken in twos always come out of the bottle in threes.
Even
he who expects nothing is blessed, for he shall not be disappointed
A
drunken man's words are a sober man's thoughts.
Remember
the leak in the roof is never in the same location as the drip
Love
comes in spurts
Sex
is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant.
O
Lord, grant we may always be right, for you know we will never change our minds
Fill
what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches
What
this world needs is a damned good plague
It's
morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money
Smile,
it makes people wonder what you are thinking
Don't
do it if you can't keep it up
O
orders that can be misunderstood has been misunderstood
Money
is like manure spread it about it does good, pile it up in one spot and it
stinks
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