MIDDLE AGE BLUES

 

Too old to be young

Too young to be old

Too old for Armani

Too young for a cardie

Too old for flash trainers

Too young for carpet slippers

Too old to work

Too young to retire

Too old to be cool

Too young to be wise

Too old to dare

Too young to care

Too old to mention

Too young for a pension

Too old to be a lager lout

Too young to be a saga lout