72 Miles From The Sea

Thursday 1 June 2023

“Everything happens for a reason”

Not a very appropriate old refrain

When you think you’re going to fart

And you follow through on the train

“Have a nice day” he said

And I smiled at him

But I had a dreadful day

So natural I sued him

I’m a bit of a Cannibal

But I’m going to stop

As you can’t buy a cadaver

Not even at Body Shop

When she returned home, she said

She had been sleeping under the stars

Which meant, she’d been having sex

With celebrities that she met in bars

Are you wearing dancing pumps?

Just like the great Darcy Bussle

But with your unusual body shape

Take care you don’t pull a muscle

I made a huge donation

To a Donkey Charity

As they were being abused

At the donkey spanktuary

Was Jesus married?

Was a she behind his success?

That might well explain

40 days in the wilderness