Friday 14 April 2023

COULD JESUS HAVE BEEN BLACK?

 

Could Jesus have been Black?

Maybe, its true he liked Gospel

He called everyone brother

And He didn't get a fair trial

CERTIFICATION SMALL PRINT

 Kate asked, “What are you doing?” 

And her husband replied “Nothing” 

“But you’ve been studying our

Marriage certificate for an hour”

He said “Well to be honest Kate

I was looking for the expiration date”

DINNER MENU

 

“Do you want dinner?”

Mavis asked her husband Joe

“Lovely! What are my choices?”   

She replied “Yes or no”      

THE HOKEY COKEY # 2

 

Getting over my Hokey Cokey

Addiction was very hard I found

But with help from friends and

Family, I've turned myself around

THE NEW OWNERS WERE MEETING STAFF

 

The new owners were meeting staff

Walking around and glad-handing

I said “I'm going to stand outside,

So, if anyone asks, I'm outstanding”

A GIRL SAID SHE RECOGNIZED ME

 

A girl said she recognized me

And was perfectly sure

It was at the vegetarian club,

But I'd never met herbivore

MILL STREAM

 

The stream runs down the rugged hill

To where stands a quiet water mill

And when water shoots along the spill

The wheel is turned to break the still

So, the miller toils with sweat and skill

And when there are no more sacks to fill

The sluices close and again all’s still