Mary had a little lamb
Which she named Teagan
And it would live free
Because Mary was a
Vegan
Friday 31 March 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 420
ARE YOU WEARING SPATS?
Are you wearing spats?
Like some old Chicago gangster
If you were told they were in vogue
Then you’re the butt of a prankster
APRIL SHOWERS BRING
April showers bring
May flowers it seems
But then May flowers
ROSENCRANTZ AND GUILDENSTERN # 6
Rosencrantz and Guildenstern
Contrary to the rumour
of their demise
Are working as the
Chuckle Brothers
In their most cunning
disguise
A VOYAGE ROUND MY FATHER (7)
He said “I was asked by my daughter,
If I could go out to
East Africa”
I retorted “that’s
amazing, Kenya?”
He replied “No I had
to disappoint her”
MY MOTHER IS JUDGE AND JURY
My mother is judge and jury
In our domestic
establishment
She ensures we all do
our bit
It’s known as Chore enforcement
THE FELINE ESTABLISHMENT
An important element of
The Feline
establishment
Is the Cat
Constabulary
Known as Claw
enforcement
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