Tuesday 14 March 2023

WE ALL MAKE MISTAKES IN LIFE

 

We all make mistakes in life

But the first step is to admit it

When you realize you've made one

Take immediate steps to correct it

ONE SECRET TO A HAPPY LIFE # 1

 

One secret to a happy life

Is this, more or less

Take every opportunity to

Mind your own business.

LIVE A FULL AND SATISFYING LIFE

 

Live a full and satisfying life

Make your mark and don’t regret it

But measure your success by what

You had to give up in order to get it

ONCE IN AN AGE OF INNOCENCE

Once in an age of innocence

When the maids were chaste

The body was a temple of love

On which great value was placed

Now the age of innocence is dead

Virtue is sacrificed in haste

Bodies are desecrated at will

And displayed without disgrace

Monday 13 March 2023

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 402

 

Diddle, diddle, dumpling, my son John,

Went to bed with his trousers on

One shoe off, and one shoe on,

His was as pissed as a fart, my son Jon!

ARE YOU WEARING A MUFF?

 

Are you wearing a muff?

It’s like a big ball of fluff

Is it to keep your hands warm?

That you wear that muff?

Or is it a hiding place, for

When you’ve knicked stuff

WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 5

 

If you value your life avoid places

Where demons from hell meet

Like a certain geographical location

Infamously known as Elm Street