WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 7

 

If you value your life avoid places

That might make your nerves jangle

A certain geographical location

For example the Bermuda Triangle

WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 6

 

If you value your life avoid places

Famous for a murderous creature

Like a certain geographical location

Yes I’m talking about Transylvania

WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 5

 

If you value your life avoid places

Where demons from hell meet

Like a certain geographical location

Infamously known as Elm Street

WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 4

 

If on your travels you find a town

Which looks deserted, let’s say

It’s probably like that for a reason.

So take the hint and stay away

WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 3

 

When there is a raging storm outside

And an intruder with murderous intent

And the power suddenly goes out

Do not go and search the basement

WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 2

 

When it appears that you have succeeded

And the monster is lying dead

Do not for any reason go and check

Get the hell out of there instead

WHAT NOT TO DO IN HORROR MOVIES # 1

 

When browsing the occult section

Of the library shelves 

Never read aloud from a book

Of demon summoning spells

SCARED HALF TO DEATH

 

Last week I got a fright

That scared me half to death

But that’s not the real trouble

What happens if next week

I get another terrible fright

Will that make it a deadly double?

I HAD A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE LAST NIGHT

 

I had a terrible nightmare last night

Which really wasn’t very nice

Which left me thinking, what happens

If you get scared half to death twice?