21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 389

 

If all the world was apple pie,

Just like it was in my dream

Then the oceans would be full

Of delicious vanilla ice cream

ARE YOU WEARING A LEEK?

 

Are you wearing a leek?

The Welsh national emblem

An aromatic little symbol

Displayed out of patriotism

ARE YOU WEARING A DAFF?

 

Are you wearing a daff?

The Welsh floral emblem

A pretty yellow symbol

Displayed out of patriotism

ARE YOU WEARING A DAFFODIL?

 

Are you wearing a daffodil?

The Welsh floral emblem

A pretty yellow symbol

Displayed out of patriotism

ARE YOU WEARING ANY DRAWERS?

 

Are you wearing any drawers?

I would like a look at yours

I bet a pound to a penny

You’re not wearing any

There we have it at last

You are as I thought bare arsed

Even if you have an excuse

It still makes you look loose

And its still very low rent

If you’ve given them up for lent

ARE YOU WEARING A CROYDON FACELIFT?

 

Are you wearing a Croydon facelift?

Well it looks like you’ve had a shock

It’s not a good look on you at all

It looks like you overdosed on Botox

I HAVE GIVEN UP SEX FOR LENT # 1

I have given up sex for Lent

Which should not disconcert

As I haven’t done it for six years

So another month won’t hurt