The inventor of dental floss
Was honoured and hailed
When a piece of commemorative
Plaque was unveiled
Thursday 2 February 2023
THE INVENTOR OF DENTAL FLOSS
THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS
The Guinness book of records
Have published an update
The world’s untidiest man has died
And his body is lying in a state
Wednesday 1 February 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 362
Are you sleeping, are you sleeping,
Brother John? Brother John?
Your alarm is buzzing,
Your alarm is buzzing
Wake up John, Wake up
John
ARE YOU WEARING ODD SOCKS? # 1
Are you wearing odd socks?
Well, that’s quirky in
the youth
And it’s quite nice to
see, but
On you they look
stupid in truth
PUNXSUTAWNEY PHIL
On Groundhog Day
In Punxsutawney,
Pennsylvania
Punxsutawney Phil
Incites Groundhog
mania
Thousands watch to see
If he will see his
shadow
For if he does winter
remains
And he goes back below
GROUNDHOG DAY
If it is cloudy when he emerges
Then winter will soon
go
But if he finds it
sunny
He quickly returns
below
ON CANDLEMAS DAY
The winter will not come again
If Candlemas day has
cloud or rain
But if the day is
bathed in sun
Then the spring hasn’t
yet begun
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