WORLD RECORD MEMBERSHIP

 

I’m not bragging

When I say this

But my Penis was once

In the Guinness Book

Of World Records

It’s true, no word of a lie

But then the Librarian

Told me to take it out

THE GUINNESS BOOK OF RECORDS

 

The Guinness book of records

Have published an update

The world’s untidiest man has died

And his body is lying in a state