21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 361

 

A Frog he went a courting,

Well, it’s not like he has

Anything else to do since

He lost the French Presidency

THANK GOD IT’S FEBRUARY

 

Thank God it’s February

And the month of January

Is now just a memory

And thank God for Salary

ARE YOU WEARING MORMON GARMENTS?

 

Are you wearing Mormon garments?

The ones like cool white milk

Are they supposed to be sacred?

Or something of that ilk

Or to preserve your modesty

In sensual soft shimmering silk

THE PLURAL OF FOOT

 

So if it is correct that

The plural of foot is feet

Then why is the plural of boot,

Boots and not beet

IT IS A SAD FACT OF LIFE THAT IF # 2

 

It is a sad fact of life that if

There is a worse time, when

Something can go wrong

Of course it will happen then

FRIEND’S FIRST, THEN SOUL MATES # 2

Friend’s first, then soul mates

Then we spoke of wedlock

Now our souls are intertwined

Since we joined in holy deadlock

THE EXITED STATES OF AMERICA

 The exited states of America

Have an upcoming election

And a Trump victory will make

The United States of aggression