Sunday, 16 February 2025

HOT OR COLD?

 

I’ve always wondered,

Which is faster, Hot or cold?

In the end, I chose hot,

Because you can catch cold

 

IT WAS TAKE YOUR KID TO WORK DAY

 

I took my eight-year-old to the office

On “take your kid to work day”

But when we walked into the office,

They started to cry straightaway

“You said you worked with clowns”

She said, “So where are they?”

THE DRUMMER HAD TWIN DAUGHTERS

 

The drummer had twin daughters

And they were identical too

So being a rock musician

He named them Anna 1, Anna 2

ME AND MY MATES

 

Me and my mates

Are in a band

Called Duvet,

We’re a cover band

GIRLS IF HE CAN’T APPRECIATE

 

Girls, if he can’t appreciate

Your funny humorous show

And all of your fruit jokes

Then you need to let mango

DON’T EAT ANYTHING, FATTY

 

My doctor said to me

Don’t eat anything fatty

What he meant by that was

Don’t eat anything, fatty

VERTICALLY CHALLENGED FOLKS

 

You’ve really got to

Hand it to the short folks

That’s because they can’t

Reach it themselves