EAR TRANSPLANT

 

Scientists transplanting a pigs ear on a man

Was something they were intent on tackling 

And they succeeded in restoring his hearing

And he hears ok but there’s a little crackling

SOCIETY CREAM

 

They say they’re the cream of society

Their arrogance makes me sick

They’re the cream of our society

Because they’re rich and thick

MY MATE RETURNED FROM SOUTHEAST ASIA

 

My mate returned from Southeast Asia

He went there for a music festival

So I asked, “who did you go and see?”

I can’t remember the band names

Or even where we saw them play

“Singapore?” I offered “Yeah out of key'

AMBLING ANNE

 

Because of her confident stride

Everyone noticed Anne Boleyn

And the King set his cap at her

As her rivals would only amble in

WE DECIDED TO DO AN EVENING CLASS

 

We decided to do an evening class

And we chose the Carpenters one

We havent made anything yet

Because “We’ve only just begun”

ANGRY DISMISSAL

 

He was dismissed from his job

Testing mattresses and beds

He took it badly, “I won’t take it

Lying down” he angrily said

ELECTRIC TOOLS

 

Last week I bought myself

A second hand matic drill

Because I couldn't afford

To buy a new matic drill