STEPHEN KING

 

Stephen King

Has a son called Joe

I’m not even Joking,

But he is though

POOR ITALY

 

The poorest part

Of a town in Italiano

Is known by the rich

As the Spaghetto

IT’S REALLY BECOME QUITE HABITUAL

 

I’ve got this awful disease

It’s really become quite habitual

I can’t stop telling airport jokes

The doctor says its terminal

SPAGETTI MOTHER

 

I told my mum

That I made a car

Out of Spaghetti

It wasn’t until

I drove pasta

That she believed me

THE COUPLE WERE KISSING ON THE COUCH

 

The couple were kissing on the couch

“Shall we take it upstairs?” he said,

“That’s a great idea babe” she replied

“Grab the other end of it then” he pled

MY WIFE IS INCREDIBLY SMART, BECAUSE

 

My wife is incredibly smart, because

I rang her on the phone of a buddy

And she answered “Hello darling”

Amazingly she already knew it was me

A PESSIMIST CAN ONLY SEE

 

A pessimist can only see

A long dark tunnel

An optimist sees light

At the end of the tunnel

A realist sees a freight train

Coming down the tracks

The train driver sees

Three idiots standing on the tracks