PASTA’S

 

The are many

Types of Pasta

But a Spagelini

Is an impasta

MY WIFE MOCKED ME

 

When I said I would make a bike out of spaghetti,

I was greeted by the sound of my wife’s laughter

Well she was laughing on the other side of her face

On that wonderful day when I rode straight pasta

MACARONI MOTORS

 

I told my wife

That I made a car

Out of Macaroni

It wasn’t until

I drove pasta

That she believed me