I went online today and ordered a Chicken
And
my wife ordered an Egg on Amazon
I
guess we’ll get the answer to the conundrum
Sunday, 16 February 2025
I WENT ONLINE TODAY AND ORDERED A CHICKEN
HOW GOOD IS YOUR POWERPOINT
“How good is your PowerPoint?”
He
enquired “I Excel at it” I replied
“Did
you just use a Microsoft pun?”
He
asked wryly “Word” I replied
DON’T GO IN THERE
“Don’t go in there” my wife screamed
“Don’t
go in the church you moron”
She
drunkenly screamed at the TV
It
was clear she had the wedding video on
MAKING THEIR OWN ENTERTAINMENT
“Back in the Day” with no internet
I
wonder what my parents did
I’ve
even asked my 18 siblings,
And
they had less idea than I did
Saturday, 15 February 2025
BEGINS WITH AN O
What starts with an “O”
And
ends with “nions”
And
can make you cry
The
answer is opinions
ALONG CAME A SPIDER
My wife found a spider
But
told me not to kill it
“You
can take it out instead”
So, we
went out for a drink
He was
an interesting guy
“I’m a
web designer” he said
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