Showing posts with label Interview. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Interview. Show all posts

Sunday, 16 February 2025

EMPLOYMENT HISTORY

 

I was asked at my interview

To explain a 4-year gap

In my resume without a job

So, I replied “I went to Yale”

“Excellent you’re hired”

I said “Great I need this yob”

I WAS ASKED AT MY INTERVIEW

 

I was asked at my interview

If I could perform under pressure

I replied “No but I can do a mean

Bohemian Rhapsody for sure”

HOW GOOD IS YOUR POWERPOINT

How good is your PowerPoint?”

He enquired “I Excel at it” I replied

“Did you just use a Microsoft pun?”

He asked wryly “Word” I replied