I was asked at my interview
To explain a
4-year gap
In my resume
without a job
So, I replied “I
went to Yale”
“Excellent you’re
hired”
I said “Great I
need this yob”
I was asked at my interview
To explain a
4-year gap
In my resume
without a job
So, I replied “I
went to Yale”
“Excellent you’re
hired”
I said “Great I
need this yob”
If
I could perform under pressure
I
replied “No but I can do a mean
Bohemian
Rhapsody for sure”
“How good is your PowerPoint?”
He
enquired “I Excel at it” I replied
“Did
you just use a Microsoft pun?”
He
asked wryly “Word” I replied